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Ashley’s cretan captain’s log

Welcome to my Captain’s Log! This was supposed to be about our move to Crete, but I’m pretty sure it’s going to end up being about my day to day life, which will of course include how we got here, what’s going on in the visa process, hot gossip from the village, and a few pictures of my backside. If you already know me, you know things get weird when I’m around.

February already?

I am torn between feelings of “how did that happen” and “fucking finally” after January seemed to last at least 94 days, most of which were fairly terrible. I heard a rumor that there was a flu going around after Christmas, and I made the executive decision to book a little apartment in Matala, a…

I know what I did last summer

I seem to remember that I have a blog and want to come have a little chat whenever I’m feeling a little down, which is an unfair representation of my life, but oh well! Cezara and I got back from a girls’ trip to Italy last week that really broke my spirits, which is a…

All I wanna do is eat donuts at the beach

Imagine you’re on a beach on Crete on a Saturday morning. You got there a little earlier than usual because it’s the weekend and you want to score a good lounger. You get your shit set up and put in an order for a smoothie, but something is still missing from your hand. Enter the…

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I’m Ashley

photo of Ashley wearing a pearl top with her hands under her face

Come get lost with me on the island of Crete in Greece! My family moved here in May of 2024, and I wanted to share our adventures and misadventures as well as information on our moving process.

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